Thursday, December 9, 2010

I've Made it Big in Blogs: I Got My Own STALKER?

OK it's become obvious to all that I'm having problems - She Who's Name I Dare Not Mention - is all over me like a rash. Problem is when ever she gets itchy - and NO this isn't amusing - she heads of to the nearest police station and creates some speciously outrageous fib, causes a fuss and generally wastes lots of OTHER peoples time.

Previously: I have attempted to discourage with statements like - You Are Here Voluntarily - in the hope she will just get sick of herself and Go Away! not to be it seems . . . 

Let Me Reiterate !

S.W.N.I.D.N.M.! you are here voluntarily, I'd prefer you weren't - But You Are - the fact that you are I suspect makes you a stalker ?

Sweetness: this is now simply amusing

ALXM01.JPG (there are seriously 18 more of these)
In the past 24 hours S.W.N.I.D.N.M has visited my blogs 19 times, with an average stay of 5 minutes a visit, she is not known as an energetic person but seems to rise at around 5am and jump straight onto my blogs. Now I hear whats coming - I Should Be Flattered - trust me NO

She then trundles of to the nearest ear and starts ranting harmonic chants that are only audible to those who suffer from a cross infection of Bipolar, Meningitis and Human Papilloma Virus/Condylomata Acuminata. Seriously this girl is Wack!

Urban Dictionary

It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the pathological ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the stalkee.

HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a defense mechanism for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else.

This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.

Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. 90 percent of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives. 
A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.

An ugly girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker.

A hot guy who gives you flowers is a romantic.

An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker.
a person obsessed with another to the point of insanity. I.E. following one everywhere, calling constantly, not following restraining orders, collecting their hair in shower drains
he is stalking you.
by anonymous Jun 2, 2003 share this
Someone who:
1. Literally follows a person's every move, on Facebook or otherwise.
2. Is way too obsessed with someone to the point of being a creeper.
Iris: At 19:30 EST, she was chilling on the Upper East Side.

Madeleine: Oh my God, you stalker!! BTW, did you know she made $130,000 last year? I bet she was laughing all the way to the bank!

Iris: Who's the stalker now? And yes, actually she was. I saw her.

1 comment:

  1. OK, I am actually able to comment here - gotcha, one of your mysteries is out. Listen, if you think it's me, I just wake up early (the next day), because I'm in Europe! ;-) So I learned something else today: you can actually see WHO visits your blog(s), I can just see how many... I'll name you the Blog-master X


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